"This Ain't No Drive-In!"
What Frank likes best about being promoted from detective to road sergeant is the schedule. Shift work allows him to moonlight, and the paychecks are fatter. At 43, Frank is a retired Army first-sergeant, and has five years in law enforcement. The sheriff likes supervisors with experience. And experience is what this story is all about:
It's nearly 2 a.m., Frank is on the front desk working lunch relief. The 911 phone rings.
Frank takes down the caller's name and complaint, but before he can dispatch a car, there's a thunderous crash in the lobby less than 15 feet away. So intense Is the noise, it reminds Frank of the sound of an incoming SCUD missile at impact.
A pickup truck plunges though the glass wall, crosses the lobby, and slams into the cinder block near Frank. There's a dark object in the driver's hand. "He's got a grenade," Frank thinks. "He's a terrorist."
With glass still raining down, Frank's .357-Magnum is firmly in hand in a three-point stance. The sights are on the driver's left ear. A single shot at that target can cause instant death. No wiggling, just muscle tissue turned to Jello.
Wild thoughts continue through FranK's mind: "If this guy is a terrorist, he's got an Uzi or a Mac-10. If all I do is wing him-that'll just make him mad.
"On the other hand," he thinks, "if I kill him and he's not a terrorist, I'll be history around here before daylight. The media will have months to decide what I should have done. This is a lose-lose situation. Either way, I'm hung out to dry."
Frank does not shoot. The driver Is not a terrorist, he's a drunk, and the object in his hand is a beer can. Somebody beat him up in a bar, and he drove himself to the sheriff's office to report the incident. The guy passed out before he could park.
This is a learning experience. Frank is a hero for exercising restraint during a tense situation. The driver is arrested for driving under the influence. The county rebuilds the sheriff's lobby, replacing the glass wall with concrete block. Steel reinforced anti-vehicle concrete pylons are installed to prevent future drive-ins. The front desk area is surrounded with bulletproof glass, and the door leading to the office area, also bulletproofed, has a coded numeric keypad. It's a scary world we live in.
Copyright-Bob Ford-1996
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