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"This Ain't No Drive-In!"

What Frank likes best about being promoted from detective to road sergeant is the schedule.  Shift work allows him to moonlight, and the paychecks are fatter.  At 43, Frank is a retired Army first-sergeant, and has five years in law enforcement.  The sheriff likes supervisors with experience.  And experience is what this story is all about:

It's nearly 2 a.m., Frank is on the front desk working lunch relief.  The 911 phone rings.

Frank takes down the caller's name and complaint, but before he can dispatch a car, there's a thunderous crash in the lobby less than 15 feet away.  So intense Is the noise, it reminds Frank of the sound of an incoming SCUD missile at impact.

A pickup truck plunges though the glass wall, crosses the lobby, and slams into the cinder block near Frank.  There's a dark object in the driver's hand.  "He's got a grenade," Frank thinks.  "He's a terrorist."

With glass still raining down, Frank's .357-Magnum is firmly in hand in a three-point stance.  The sights are on the driver's left ear.  A single shot at that target can cause instant death.  No wiggling, just muscle tissue turned to Jello.

Wild thoughts continue through FranK's mind: "If this guy is a terrorist, he's got an Uzi or a Mac-10.  If all I do is wing him-that'll just make him mad.

"On the other hand," he thinks, "if I kill him and he's not a terrorist, I'll be history around here before daylight.  The media will have months to decide what I should have done.  This is a lose-lose situation.  Either way, I'm hung out to dry."

Frank does not shoot.  The driver Is not a terrorist, he's a drunk, and the object in his hand is a beer can.  Somebody beat him up in a bar, and he drove himself to the sheriff's office to report the incident.  The guy passed out before he could park.

This is a learning experience.  Frank is a hero for exercising restraint during a tense situation.  The driver is arrested for driving under the influence.  The county rebuilds the sheriff's lobby, replacing the glass wall with concrete block.  Steel reinforced anti-vehicle concrete pylons are installed to prevent future drive-ins.  The front desk area is surrounded with bulletproof glass, and the door leading to the office area, also bulletproofed, has a coded numeric keypad.  It's a scary world we live in.


Copyright-Bob Ford-1996      


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As a police reporter turned retired South Carolina Cop, Bob Ford writes "Call the Cops" with authority. "Call the Cops" ranges from the humorous to the outright bizarre and is published in several media throughout the Southeastern United States.   Bob is also CopNet's South Carolina Screening Officer.



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