"Free Dinnerware for Speeders"
The Highway Patrol sergeant pulls over when he sees a driver flagging
him down. The driver runs up to the sergeant waving a paper in his hand.
"I want to pay this, sir," says the man as he hands over a traffic
ticket together with some money.
Surprised, the sergeant looks at the ticket. It’s for driving 15 miles
over the speed limit and the money is the correct amount of bond. The
ticket was issued nearly three weeks ago.
The sergeant gives the man a receipt. The man looks confused, asking,
"Where’s my spare tire? I was supposed to get a spare tire when I paid
my ticket."
"You’d better drive on before I take you to the magistrate’s office
right now," says the sergeant.
During the next few weeks other troopers have similar experiences.
Drivers want to pay bond for their tickets. After getting a receipt,
each wants to know when he will get his prize.
One driver says he is supposed to get a wrist watch, another expects a
dinnerware service for ten. Supervisors confer while examining the
"premium" tickets. All are issued by Trooper Winfrey.
Winfrey’s explanation is simple. "These are all out of state drivers
and I knew they’d be in no hurry to pay their tickets. I offered them an
incentive plan to pay the tickets early. This was sort of a premium for
prompt payment."
The sergeant said he remembered hearing his mother talking about
dinner plates, cups and saucers given away at movie theaters many years
ago. Trooper Winfrey nods as the sergeant tells his story.
"But that was then and this is now!" says the sergeant, with fire
gleaming in his eyes. "You are no longer in the premium business,
Trooper Winfrey. Your speeders will pay fines just like everybody else -
but no more premiums."
Copyright-Bob Ford-2000
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