"My French Pickpocket"
Last week my wife, her mother, and I took off from Charlotte at 7:30
in the evening and arrived in Paris the next morning at 9:30. That’s six
time-zones into the future.
If your wife speaks French it’s easier to ride the Metro, Paris’
subway system. Unfortunately, that’s also where the Parisian pickpockets
report for work each day.
My wife and her mother each wore moneybelts installed under their
clothing with only cash needed for the day in their purses. I, on the
other hand, had abandoned my security folder in favor of my usual
wallet.
We’re somewhere downtown. That could be anywhere in Paris whose four
million residents seem never to sleep. The Metro cars pull up, discharge
passengers, while those of us on the platform begin filing aboard the
train. Did I say, "'filing' aboard?"
At this stop it seemed more like a pushing and shoving contest.
Suddenly I hear a Frenchman yell, "Pickpocket!" Instantly my left hand reaches for my back pocket only to find someone else’s hand already
there. What an odd feeling that is.
I grab my wallet firmly as a Frenchman seated near the door grabs the
pickpocket’s other arm and holds on tightly. As the pickpocket manages
to pull away, I breathe a sigh of relief, having outwitted the thief.
What’s this? A French woman is handing me something. Holy cow! It’s my
S.C. Constable’s badge, police credentials and drivers license.
The pickpocket had first stolen my badge case. When he realized it
contained no money, he threw it on the floor. I’d love to know what went
through that pickpocket’s mind as he stared at my badge. The day was
saved - for me at least - by two wonderful Parisians. The loss of my
wallet and badge case would have reduced my week in Paris to something
less than spectacular.
If you’re planning an overseas trip, check out security wallets in the
luggage department of your discount store. Use them! You will not
believe how slick these pickpockets are. They can spot an American a
kilometer away.
Copyright-Bob Ford-2001
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