Furman is a friend of mine who’s been the victim of several burglaries. Recently he sent me some suggestions which he’d like me to share with you. This is all about installing a home security system.

I know, you don’t like to pay monthly fees, but this system has no recurring expenses. It requires only a small one-time cash outlay. Here’s how it works:

Go to some thrift shop and buy a pair of hefty looking workboots no smaller than size 16. Drag them through some mud to make them look good and used. Pay attention — this is serious business. After you’re finished disguising your new boots, place them outside near your front door.

On a chair beside the boots leave a copy of "Guns & Ammo" and maybe a couple NRA magazines. Also, leave a huge dog food dish near the chair. A six-foot length of a heavy chain, splashed with mud, lying next to the dog dish will help set the stage. Now you’re ready for the final step.

Leave a note taped to the door with duct tape. In the note write something like this:

"Hey Bubba, Big Duke, and Crazy Horse, I’m gone to the store for more ammo and some six-packs for our card game. Back in about an hour.
Don’t mess with them pit bulls — they already attacked the mailman this morning. He’s messed up pretty bad.
Don’t think Killer was in on the attack, but it’s hard to tell with all that blood and stuff. Anyway, I locked all three of the dogs inside the house, so you’d better wait outside until I get home. (signed) Furman."

This could work! But it doesn’t mean you shouldn’t lock your doors and lower the blinds. A police chief once told me, "The best burglary deterrent is a nosey neighbor." He’s right. Get to know your neighbors and start looking out for each other. If something doesn’t look right, call the cops.