November 22, 2004 -

VACUOUS VIRGINOGRAPHY!

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Yasser's in the cold, cold ground.

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Now, the details...

Just for the sake of discussion, let's assume that Yasser Arafat got to Allah and the 72 virgins that every Muslim terrorist thug regards as his due. Since there appears to be a good likelihood that Yasser died of AIDS, will Allah reward him with 36 young female virgins and 36 boys?

I apologize. I'm about to use a redundant phrase. That's because a "complaining Democrat" wrote to grouse that I often referred to Sen. John Kerry as "Honker John." With his panties in a tight knot, he wondered what evil Bushites would think if Democrats made fun of George Dubya's ears. Well, the Democrat nutballs have referred to George W. as a fascist, murderer and warmonger, so I'd say that "big ears" would be a welcome sign of moderation.

I might have taken the complaining Democrat writer's complaint a tad more seriously, except for the fact that it arrived as I was reading about a Democrat nutball who called Condoleeza Rice "Aunt Jemima" and slurred Colin Powell as an "Uncle Tom." Or the cartoonist whose strip refers to Dr. Rice as "brown sugar." Or the other liberal cartoonist who draws her as a parrot with hugely oversized lips.

But there is hope. "Complaining Democrat" remains the redundancy, but it's only a matter of time before "complaining nutball Democrat" might supplant it.

And then there was the Honker himself. Kerry said he believes he lost because Osama bin Laden issued an election-eve videotape which might have frightened Americans into voting for Bush. It's a bit tough to believe that bin Laden wanted to intervene to help Bush – the man who destroyed his playground in Afghanistan and sent cowering in deep cover. It's more likely that bin Laden goofed, thinking he might help Kerry and the anti-war Democrats come to power.

Osama isn't much distant from White House reporter Helen Thomas when it comes to the Bush administration. Thomas at 84 is probably the senior anti-Semite in the Washington press corps. Her hatred for Israel is surpassed only by the demented loathing she harbors for President George W. Bush and anyone who doesn't join her in despising him. Thomas says Bush is a "fascist" and that Secretary of State-designate Condoleeza Rice is a "monster" and a "G--damn liar." Thomas distinguished herself recently with an insane rant asserting that Dr. Rice's parents wouldn't shop in black-owned stores in Alabama while Condi was growing up.

Thomas is a darling of the nutcase left. It's time for one of her rich left-wing friends to buy her way into a nice retirement home with a pleasant rubber room.

In an earlier time Donald Trump's fame would be at an end. After all, Trump's supposed business genius is why he is the prime jerk on a hit "reality" show "The Apprentice." Now I can tune over to an NBA game or the NFL if I want to watch rich jerks, so I freely admit I have never watched "The Apprentice." But maybe somebody out there can ‘splain to me how Trump, this capitalist genius, keeps his reputation when his casino operations are so poorly run that he filed them for bankruptcy protection. Maybe the adulation of Trump is equivalent, say, to that many people appear to have for the human disaster known as Jimmuh Carter.

Actually, Trump has always been more lucky than brilliant. Years ago he took his wife AND his mistress on the same cruise boat and didn't get caught.

Here's a headline from the Mighty New Dork Times that ranks right up there with "Water Said to be Wet," or "Scientists Assert Earth is Round." The scoop from the Dork is: "Republicans Outnumbered in Academia, Studies Find." One study of more than 1,000 academics shows Democrats outnumbering Republicans by at least seven to one in the humanities and social sciences. One byproduct of the study probably will be dire. The Democrat mobs will take to the halls of academia to get rid of the handful of relative conservatives.

Like many Americans, I think President Bush's proposal that amounts to amnesty for illegal aliens is a truly stupid idea. But not all immigration is bad. As a for-instance, more than a couple of American nutcases say they are so bummed by the presidential election results that they want to move to Canada. Seems to me this is a win-win situation, since a mass movement of American leftists might raise the median IQ figures for two nations.

Wisconsin is a Blue State. And we all know that the Red States host all the murderous nutcases. So how can we explain the fact that a dispute over a tree stand in northwestern Wisconsin erupted into a series of shooting that left five people dead and three injured. Wisconsin's deer gun hunting season started Saturday and will last for nine days – if the hunters don't kill one another before that.

QUESTION FOR THE DAY: If American leftists flood Canada, could Canada consider that an act of war?