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DEEP MONICA!
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June 1, 2005
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Throaty mystery solved.
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261
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VAPID VICTIMOGRAPHY!
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May 25, 2005
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Evil abounds.
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260
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NEWSWEEK LIED, PEOPLE DIED!
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May 18, 2005
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259
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JUGHEAD JUDGERY!
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May 11, 2005
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Monsters roam the land.
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258
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BUMPTIOUS BLIMPOGRAPHY!
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May 4, 2005
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Ann Coulter riles them up again.
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257
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NET NUGGETS!
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April 27, 2005
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The truth comes out (and it fits).
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256
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HOLY SMOKE!
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April 20, 2005
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We have a Pope in Rome and knotheads at home.
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255
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LEAPING ILLEGALS!
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April 13, 2005
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We have suggestions for a plan.
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254
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FLIPPING FIFTH-COLUMNERY!
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April 6, 2005
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We have it all – from Wally to Jimmuh to Hanoi Jane.
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253
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PAPAL PRIVATION!
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March 30, 2005
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The Pope is on a tube.
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252
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BOUNTIFUL BRAINDEATHERY!
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March 23, 2005
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We have a plan.
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251
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THOU SHALT NOTTERY!
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March 16, 2005
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Stories from all over
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250
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DIPPY DAN DEPARTS!
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March 9, 2005
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249
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THE SUPREMES GO GONZO!
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March 2, 2005
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248
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NATTERING NAMERY!
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February 23, 2005
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There's Forney and news.
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247
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JACKO JACKASSERY!
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February 16, 2005
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Character must be witnessed.
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246
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NUCLEAR NOODLING!
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February 9, 2005
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Jack keeps on killing Muslims!
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245
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BAGHDAD BRAINDEADOGRAPHY!
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January 31, 2005
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We have a relocation plan.
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244
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HOLY HONKERISM!
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January 24, 2005
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John passes up an opportunity to disgrace himself.
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243
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FECKLESS FROGOGRAPHY!
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January 18, 2005
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The Honker returns to his roots.
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242
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DIPPY DANOGRAPHY!
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January 12, 2005
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Dan Blather slimes through.
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241
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ASININE AUTHORITARIANISM!
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January 5, 2005
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"Authorities" discern that only live people can shoot arrows.
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240
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KILLER WATER WAVES. DUMB BRAIN WAVES.
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December 29, 2004
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239
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BUMPTIOUS BOYCOTTERY!
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December 22, 2004
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It's a joyous season, but the jerks are ever with us.
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238
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CALIFORNIA DREAMING!
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December 15, 2004
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A Left Coast jury discovers capital punishment.
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237
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WALLOPING WHACKJOBOGRAPHY!
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December 8, 2004
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We answer the big questions about the Dixie Chicks, other dogs, and the election.
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236
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BIONIC BLATHERING!
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December 1, 2004
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One fool down. Others to come.
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235
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VACUOUS VIRGINOGRAPHY!
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November 22, 2004
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Yasser's in the cold, cold ground.
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234
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BOUNTIFUL BRAIN DEATH!
(
November 15, 2004
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Jimmuh reveres the Father of Terrorism.
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233
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UTAH DIGS IN!
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November 10, 2004
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Osama's target list.
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232
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FREE AT LAST!
(
November 3, 2004
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Now we can go on to other things.
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231
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EERIE ELECTIONEERING!
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October 27, 2004
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There is a God and the election will be over soon. Maybe before Thanksgiving 2005 (that's allowing for the lawsuits).
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230
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CHATTERING CONFUSION!
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October 19, 2004
)
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I might become "undecided."
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229
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HONKER HEALING
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October 13, 2004
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We just have to have faith and John and the Cutie will cure all ills.
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228
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DOGMATIC DISPUTATIONS!
(
October 6, 2004
)
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Debating drones on.
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227
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BANTERING BROADBANDDIGGERY!
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September 29, 2004
)
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Who are those women with guitars, anyway?
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226
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DIPPY DANRATHEROGRAPHY
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September 22, 2004
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Some idiots just won't fade away. News of Dan,
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225
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DIPPY DANOGRAPHY!
(
September 15, 2004
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Old Dan reveals himself as a damned fool. Again.
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224
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GIVE-‘EM-ZELL!
(
September 8, 2004
)
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And there's the Honker's Traitors Brigade.
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223
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GARRULOUS GIRLIEMANISM!
(
September 1, 2004
)
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There are knotted panties in the Kerry camp.
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222
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PERILOUS PEANUTBRAINERY!
(
August 25, 2004
)
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Jimmuh is back. Sort of like hemorrhoids.
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221
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DECLOSETED DECLARATIONS!
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August 18, 2004
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A strange Democrat comes out, without slamming the closet door.
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220
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DUBIOUS DUBYAISM!
(
August 11, 2004
)
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George does something on illegals. (I'm not certain exactly what).
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219
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PUERILE PLANOGRAPHY!
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August 4, 2004
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The Honker has an idea.
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218
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UP, DOWN, SIDEWAYS!
(
July 28, 2004
)
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The Kerry/Cutie ticket is changing America (kind of like a diaper).
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217
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BUNGLING BURGLARISM!
(
July 21, 2004
)
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Sandy drops secret docs into his socks.
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216
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GOOD HAIR DAZE!
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July 15, 2004
)
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Democrats have rubber backbones, but iron hair.
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215
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ASSIDUOUS ABORTIONOGRAPHY!
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July 7, 2004
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John's against abortion, and anything that might interfere with it.
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214
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HARRUMPHING HYPOCRISY!
(
June 30, 2004
)
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Cheney said a bad word.
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213
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LUGUBRIOUS LIAROGRAPHY!
(
June 23, 2004
)
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Arkansas scum covers 957 pages.
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212
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BAGHDAD MAMAS!
(
June 16, 2004
)
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Who says war is all work and no foreplay? And there are scum suits.
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211
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REMEMBERING REAGAN.
(
June 9, 2004
)
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210
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JUGHEADED JUDGEOGRAPHY!
(
June 2, 2004
)
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The Clinton legacy lives (but so does cancer).
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209
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TERRIBLE TERROROGRAPHY!
(
May 26, 2004
)
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This just in: Al Qaeda ain't quite dead yet.
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208
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MASSACHUSETTS MARRIAGEOGRAPHY!
(
May 19, 2004
)
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Do you, John, take Jack to be your lawfully wedded thingamajig
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207
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SUMPTUOUS SWIMMEROGRAPHY!
(
May 12, 2004
)
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Teddy and the breaststroke (all by himself, for a change...)
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206
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LUGUBRIOUS LIAROGRAPHY!
(
May 5, 2004
)
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Bill's back. (His lips were moving, so we know he was lying.)
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205
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TEDIOUS TOSSOGRAPHY!
(
April 28, 2004
)
|
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What did John throw, and when did he throw it?
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204
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GITMO GOTCHAOGRAPHY!
(
April 21, 2004
)
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Five fools among nine people might decide terrorists are as American as our own crooks.
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203
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SINS OF COMMISSION!
(
April 14, 2004
)
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And other strange politics.
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202
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SERENDIPITOUS SWEATSHOPPERY!
(
April 5, 2004
)
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Kerry wants us to take extra jobs.
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201
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SUFFERIN' SHEISKOPFERY!
(
March 31, 2004
)
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Jimmuh (and Gigolo John) have a defender. The details are funny, in a pathetic way.
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200
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GOOBER GOOFYOGRAPHY!
(
March 24, 2004
)
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Jimmuh is back. As are other idiots (but he's still the king).
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199
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FRENETIC FROGOPHILIA!
(
March 16, 2004
)
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John is playing catchup. (Or maybe it's ketchup.)
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198
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PERIPATETIC PANDERING!
(
March 9, 2004
)
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Maybe John needs to fade from black.
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197
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BOMBASTIC BOMBOGRAPHY!
(
March 2, 2004
)
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Uncle Sugar did it.
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196
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FRACTIOUS FOREMANOGRAPHY!
(
February 24, 2004
)
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George needs to meet Dennis The Kay in the Squared Circle.
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195
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JOCULAR JACKASSERY!
(
February 17, 2004
)
|
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Are they cloning Democrats in Idaho? And there’s some stuff and things going on.
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194
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MESSIANIC MANIACS!
(
February 10, 2004
)
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Is it news when Algore goes nuts, again...
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193
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BOUNTIFUL BOOBOGRAPHY!
(
February 3, 2004
)
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So many boobs, so little time...
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192
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BABA IS LISPING INTO OSCUWITY!
(
January 27, 2004
)
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191
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TEMPESTUOUS TEMPERATUREOGRAPHY!
(
January 20, 2004
)
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Everything is heating up.
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190
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SUMPTUOUS SPIRITPHOTOGRAPHY!
(
January 7, 2004
)
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There could be some pretty pictures.
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189
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CUSSING COPOGRAPHY!
(
December 30, 2003
)
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You might want to hold your tongue if you want to curse a Montana police officer. And then there's Howard
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188
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MEANDERING MARITALNESS!
(
December 23, 2003
)
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Bruce & Lance might want to cancel that order for a wedding cake.
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187
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SERENDIPITOUS SADDAMERY!
(
December 17, 2003
)
|
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What if Saddam can get tried in Texas?
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186
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BANTERING BUSHISM!
(
December 1, 2003
)
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Dubya fails to commit suicide and we have a genuine Aggie joke.
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185
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JARRING JACKASSERY!
(
November 24, 2003
)
|
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Is Teddy Kennedy pulling carts in Iraq?
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184
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JUGHEADED JURYOGRAPHY!
(
November 17, 2003
)
|
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Old Bobby Durst's jurors can get a California gig.
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183
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ADULTEROUS AUGMENTATION!
(
November 10, 2003
)
|
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Bill's with us, again. And then there's old Bobby Durst.
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182
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MEANDERING METROSEXUALS!
(
November 3, 2003
)
|
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How's about getting in touch with your "pit bull" side?
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181
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BILL AT MEMORY GAP!
(
October 27, 2003
)
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The First Groper knew Tony was sick, even while Tony thought he was well. And the White Whale gets more confused than usual.
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180
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SERENDIPITOUS STUPIDITY!
(
October 20, 2003
)
|
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From Kobe to guns to Gitmo
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179
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FEARSOME FREAKOGRAPHY!
(
October 6, 2003
)
|
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It's Animal House Week. From Frogs to tigers and rattlers.
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178
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PERIPATETIC PRIMATES!
(
September 30, 2003
)
|
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We found the Planet of the Apes. Sort of.
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177
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DISAPPEARING DESPOTOGRAPHY!
(
June 21, 2003
)
|
|
Hussein wasn't ever there. And there's news from midgets.
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176
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BUMPKIN BOMBOGRAPHY!
(
June 2, 2003
)
|
|
Eric Rudolph's secrets are revealed. And, of course, there's the Mighty Dork
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175
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PERIPATETIC PREVARICATION!
(
May 12, 2003
)
|
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The mighty Dork takes a header. But it's probably Dubya's fault.
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174
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FECKLESS FROGGIGGERY!
(
February 10, 2003
)
|
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We surrender to French-bashing.
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173
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PRAYERFUL PREDATION!
(
February 3, 2003
)
|
|
Democrats drop to their knees (and not the way you're thinking).
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172
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HUMPING HILLARYOGRAPHY!
(
January 27, 2003
)
|
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The Domestic Diva meets the Queen of Mean, and there's news of the Dork.
|
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171
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JUGHEADED JIMMUHOPTEMY!
(
January 20, 2003
)
|
|
The Peanut Brain strikes again. And then there's George the Loon.
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170
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BRAINDEAD BOOBOGRAPHY!
(
January 13, 2003
)
|
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Sheryl Crow fears karmic retributions; and then there is the death penalty.
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169
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MOHAMMEDAN MAILOGRAPHY!
(
January 6, 2003
)
|
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The religion of Peace and Love gets POed.
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168
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RAUCOUS RIGHTWINGGERY!
(
December 30, 2002
)
|
|
Liberalism is (it is said) dead. And there's more Patty
|
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167
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PERIPATETIC PATTYOGRAPHY!
(
December 23, 2002
)
|
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Brain death is IN!
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166
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ADIOS ALGOREOGRAPHY!
(
December 16, 2002
)
|
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One fool gone, but there are more.
|
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165
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CUNNING COONASSOGRAPHY!
(
December 9, 2002
)
|
|
Louisiana wins one for lefties.
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164
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COMING SOON....delayed due to internet transmission errors
(
December 2, 2002
)
|
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.......
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163
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PANDERING PLANTATIONOGRAPHY!
(
November 25, 2002
)
|
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The natives are restless. And there's more news from the religion of Peace and Love (Yeh, that one...).
|
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162
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LARRUPIN' LETHALITY!
(
November 18, 2002
)
|
|
Lots of trash is hitting the dumpster.
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161
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STAMPEDING STUPIDITY!
(
November 11, 2002
)
|
|
How 'bout that GWB? And other topics of interest.
|
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160
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FLORIDIA FOLLYOGRAPHY!
(
November 5, 2002
)
|
|
Where's Jimmuh? And some items of greater importance.
|
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159
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DYSPEPTIC DEMENTIA!
(
October 28, 2002
)
|
|
Drooling is IN. And other news.
|
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158
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VAPID VOTEOGRAPHY!
(
October 21, 2002
)
|
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Hussein might change the Florida election; there might be a few dishonest Injuns.
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157
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FELICITOUS FOOLERY!
/b>
(
October 14, 2002
)
|
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Jimmuh gets recognized as something he ain't; Osama keeps talking from the grave..
|
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156
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DANGLING DUMBBUNNIES!
(
October 9, 2002
)
|
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We need to give detainees some more rope; there's a children's story out of Milwaukee, and other news involving marginal brain activity.
|
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155
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SIMMERING SWIMMOGRAPHY!
(
September 30, 2002
)
|
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Teddy has secret plans, there's the knee-biter...
|
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154
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HUMPING HILLBILLYOGRAPHY!
(
September 23, 2002
)
|
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Paul Patton's too stupid to read the playbook. And there's gun news.
|
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153
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TITILLATING TURBATION!
(
September 17, 2002
)
|
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We need a new word; Florida Democrats somehow manage to do it again.
|
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152
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FECKLESS FROGOGRAPHY!
(
September 9, 2002
)
|
|
Chirac is hopping; Canucks are croaking and there is other eunuch news.
|
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151
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SUPREME STUPIDITY!
(
September 2, 2002
)
|
|
Those lifetime appointments are killing us, Britain loses its mind and then there's the apologetic Ellen.
|
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150
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LARRUPING LIZARDOGRAPHY!
(
August 26, 2002
)
|
|
James is back. And Cynthia, and the ACLU, and some other fools.
|
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149
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RACIST REPARATIONS!
(
August 19, 2002
)
|
|
Slapping a honky might make him feel better; there's Cynthia and sex
|
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148
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SYNERGISTIC SHARKOGRAPHY!
(
August 12, 2002
)
|
|
Sharks ain't dull, there's shocking polling news and news from the world of boobs.
|
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147
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BELLICOSE BILLOGRAPHY!
(
August 5, 2002
)
|
|
Your former Pres is ready to fight. And then there's Florida, too.
|
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146
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VIBRANT VIBRATOLOGY!
(
July 29, 2002
)
|
|
Renee files a vibrant lawsuit; Bill returns and a Secret Service agent needs to pray for bosses with brains.
|
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145
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JOCULAR JACKASSERY!
(
July 22, 2002
)
|
|
Ted wins the prize for 2002; there's Jesse |
|
On Hiatus
(
July 1, 2002 - July 15, 2002
)
|
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144
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RAMPAGING RETARDOGRAPHY!
(
June 24, 2002
)
|
|
Retardation for fun and retribution.
|
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143
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MARINATED MALAMUTES!
(
June 17, 2002
)
|
|
Alaska might be the new Palm Beach. And there's a recommended death penalty for racial profiling.
|
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142
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ICONIC IGNORAMUSES!
(
June 10, 2002
)
|
|
A Kennedy kin is disadvantaged...Methodists turn right
|
|
141
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WILL BUFFALO TURN LAVENDER?
(
June 3, 2002
)
|
|
Tales of Buffalo and how a city can resuscitate itself after it has been fagged out.
|
|
140
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TURBULENT TERROR!
(
May 27, 2002
)
|
|
They're everywhere!
|
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139
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PASSPORT POLTROONERY!
(
May 20, 2002
)
|
|
The Brits are bumbling, and mumbling.
|
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138
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FECKLESS FRITZERY!
(
May 13, 2002
)
|
|
Ol' Strom looks smarter than some South Carolinians; and there is the dumbing down of death row.
|
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137
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THE DORK RULES!
/b>
(
May 6, 2002
)
|
|
And yessir, there's Yasser.
|
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136
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PETER'S PRINCIPAL PETERING OUT!
(
April 29, 2002
)
|
|
Newscasters could go on the dole. And other tragic stories.
|
|
136
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THE AL & JIMMUH SHOW!
(
April 22, 2002
)
|
|
They're on the deadhead page of the New York Times. And we also have kinks and pimples.
|
|
135
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JOHNNY GETS A HEADLINE!
(
April 15, 2002
)
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134
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ALEC'S A DRAW!
(
April 8, 2002
)
|
|
At least in Florida. And there is Algore news. Those and much more.
|
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133
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NOSIR, HE'S NO MARTYR!
(
April 1, 2002
)
|
|
Yasser goes to his room. And we have black humor, some which isn't even African-American.
|
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132
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FECKLESS FUNNY PAPERS!
(
March 25, 2002
)
|
|
Journalism gets funnier than Eddie Murphy on his best night.
|
|
131
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TONYA'S THE BADDEST!
(
March 18, 2002
)
|
|
But she's got company.
|
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130
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BOISTEROUS BALDWINDERDASH!
(
March 11, 2002
)
|
|
Idiots roam.
|
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129
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RHAPSODICAL REFORMATION!
(
March 4, 2002
)
|
|
We've got election deform and other strange events.
|
|
128
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SEXUALLY SUFFICIENT SKATEOGRAPHY!
(
February 25, 2002
)
|
|
Life is an Olympic muddle.
|
|
127
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TUMULTUOUS TEDOGRAPHY!
(
February 18, 2002
)
|
|
The idiot reigns.
|
|
126
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LARRUPING LAWYEROGRAPHY!
(
February 11, 2002
)
|
|
Torts for terrorists; Little Tom; and Unhappy Birthday wishes for Dutch at 91.
|
|
125
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IGNOMINIOUS IDIOCY!
(
February 4, 2002
)
|
|
There's Mike, Jimmuh and assorted other knotheads.
|
|
124
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HALLUCINATORY HOLOCAUSTOGRAPHY!
(
January 28, 2002
)
|
|
Trillions of wounded knees.
|
|
123
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TERRIFIC TERRORISMS!
(
January 21, 2002
)
|
|
There are new terrorists, and old terrorists. Happy terrorists and blue terrorists.
|
|
122
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PARLOUS PIMPLEOGRAPHY!
(
January 14, 2002
)
|
|
|
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121
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SCINTILLATING SOCIOPATHY!
(
January 7, 2002
)
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Well, Bill was busy. And there are good chuckles from humorist
Tom Daschle's economic satire.
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120
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ACQUISITIVE AGRARIANS!
(
December 31, 2001
)
|
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Welfare queens are down on the farm
|
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119
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POLITICAL PHOBIAISM!
(
December 24, 2001
)
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Taliban Johnny is in deep doo-doo; there's the funny story of Jughead Janis
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118
. |
BIN HIDDEN!
(
December 17, 2001
)
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Osama in America; Fuhrman exposed in video fraud
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117
. |
FULL-METAL BURKAS!
(
December 10, 2001
)
|
|
Osama broadens his field of fire; Ashcroft is ugly to Democrats; and there's Yasser...and Little Johnny.
|
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116
. |
FLATULENT FREAKOGRAPHY!
(
December 3, 2001
)
|
|
Are the Scouts getting bombed; there's Killer Leahy, and a roundup of no-brainers.
|
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115
. |
RAUCOUS ROCKVILLE ROCKHEADERY!
(
November 26, 2001
)
|
|
They're smoking in Maryland. And there's the plan for fighting terror as
secondhand smoke.
|
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114
. |
CHATTERING CARCASSOGRAPHY!
(
November 19, 2001
)
|
|
The Osama Disposal Plan; Arkansas might break away from the coalition
|
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113
. |
LARCENOUS LETTEROGRAPHY!
(
November 12, 2001
)
|
|
The Postal Pests seize the moment. Meanwhile, there are Al and Bill.
|
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112
. |
AWESOME ANTHRAXERY!
(
November 5, 2001
)
|
|
We've got it figured. And then there are the idiots.
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111
. |
BUMPTIOUS BONEHEADERY!
(
October 29, 2001
)
|
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Bolshevik Babs bumbles; and there are other idiots.
|
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110
. |
PERILOUS POSTAL PESTILENCE!
(
October 22, 2001
)
|
|
The Flake is in the mail. And there are the usual suspects.
|
|
109
. |
ARROGANT ANTHRAXERY!
(
October 15, 2001
)
|
|
NBC has the Andrea cure; the bush-league Bush-baiters seek cover.
|
|
108
. |
LARRUPING LEGACYHOOD!
(
October 8, 2001
)
|
|
Bill's back (again); and there is profiling.
|
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107
. |
BOUNCING BUFFOONERY!
(
October 1, 2001
)
|
|
Even in the New America, idiots abound.
|
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106
. |
CLINTON CONFESSIONARY!
(
September 24, 2001
)
|
|
We knew it all along. There's Frog news
|
|
105
. |
ASSASSINATING ASPIRINISM!
(
September 17, 2001
)
|
|
GWB might follow the Slick Model; there's the embrace of evil
|
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104
. |
VAPID VOICEOVERS!
(
September 10, 2001
)
|
|
Tom Brokaw for WHAT? There's news from Raccoon Holler
|
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103
. |
SNOW PROBLEM!
(
September 3, 2001
)
|
|
What about a Fargo White House? Indianism gets drubbed again and there's mixed news of mixed-up folk.
|
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102
. |
CLAMOROUS CONDITOGRAPHY!
(
August 27, 2001
)
|
|
Gary's toast; GWB's in white light, and there's Cur Chapel in Vermont.
|
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101
. |
FEROCIOUS FROGGOGRAPHY!
(
August 20, 2001
)
|
|
The French are upset; there's Hearne
|
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100
. |
PROFITABLE PUFFING!
(
August, 13, 2001
)
|
|
Smoke yourself rich; there's the mile-high club
|
|
99
. |
LARRUPIN LONGHORNOGRAPHY!
(
August 6, 2001
)
|
|
The press doesn't feel at home on the range; Harlem loves the Slickster
|
|
98
. |
HABITAT FOR HUMOR!
(
July 30, 2001
)
|
|
Jimmuh gives Dubya a boost; we might soon know if Condit is guilty of something
|
|
97
. |
HEROIC HYPERSENSITIVITY!
(
July 23, 2001
)
|
|
Cincinnati is hot; Arkansas loses an icon...
|
|
96
. |
PERISHING POODLEOGRAPHY!
(
July 16, 2001
)
|
|
California gets tough on a killer; there's Gary. And Bill.
|
|
95
. |
CLAMORING CONDITOGRAPHY!
(
July 9, 2001
)
|
|
Gary, so to speak, comes clean. Sex moves everything to port
|
|
94
. |
ASSIDUOUS AGRIKINKITUDE!
(
July 2, 2001
)
|
|
USDA is looking for one; there's news from the back of a milk carton.
|
|
93
. |
HIDEOUS HIDING!
(
June 25, 2001
)
|
|
Democrats can't find a cop, even when they don't want one. Republican women aren't missed or missing, and Clarence Thomas disappears.
|
|
92
. |
GNAWING GERIATRICITY!
(
June 18, 2001
)
|
|
Margaret has a bite. And there's the successor to Bill
|
|
91
. |
BUMPTIOUS BRAINDEAD BARRISTERISM!
(
June 11, 2001
)
|
|
The Supreme Court goes to the nut of the question.
|
|
90
. |
EXEMPLARY EXECUTIONISM!
(
June 4, 2001
)
|
|
A Texas jury votes for the death penalty; GWB summons his airheads; and there's news of civility, diversity and all that.
|
|
89
. |
JARRING JUGHEAD JOGGERY!
(
May 28, 2001
)
|
|
First, there's the man who is on cue, but doesn't have a clue.
|
|
88
. |
BICOASTAL BISTUPIDITY!
/b>
(
May 21, 2001
)
|
|
Picture Florida with a Stone Wall and Californians groping one another in the
dark.
|
|
87
. |
TENDENTIOUS TENDERNESS!
(
May 14, 2001
)
|
|
Sensitivity wins some and loses some.
|
|
86
. |
BOISTEROUS BUSHBASHERY!
(
May 7, 2001
)
|
|
GWB dissed by a reporter illiterate in at least one language; and then there is
the Boob Watch.
|
|
85
. |
BOUNTIFUL BOOBOGRAPHY!
(
April 30, 2001
)
|
|
They're everywhere!
|
|
84
. |
PISTOLERO PROFILING!
(
April 23, 2001
)
|
|
Cops under fire; blacks still can't riot in Cincinnati; and there is mfuming.
|
|
83
. |
TEDIOUS TWISTOGRAPHY!
(
April 16, 2001
)
|
|
They can't riot in Cincy, Denise is front and center and then there is California.
|
|
82
. |
HILLARY HUSTINGS HUSTLEMANIA!
(
April 9, 2001
)
|
|
She's out, Gray is getting it and then there's the head boob from the
toob.
|
|
81
. |
AWESOME ANIMAL ASSIGNATIONS!
/b>
(
April 2, 2001
)
|
|
We have sex, retardation and Willie Isby.
|
|
80
. |
GALLOPING GAYOCRACY!
(
March 26, 2001
)
|
|
Gays can do no evil; there's "Fistgate" and other kinks and quirks in the news.
|
|
79
. |
HOLLYWOOD HORRIBILITY!
(
March 19, 2001
)
|
|
Spielberg lurks, Ted Turner jerks and Julia remains dead north of the cleavage.
|
|
78
. |
ABUNDANT ASININITY!
(
March 12, 2001
)
|
|
Jesse is back; and so is Ted as idiots abound.
|
|
77
. |
VACUOUS VICTIMOLOGY!
(
March 5, 2001
)
|
|
Bill supports Hill, who doesn't know much, as maggots continue to gag across the fruited plain.
|
|
76
. |
MATRICULATING MAGGOTOGRAPHY!
(
February 26, 2001
)
|
|
Carville oozes off the sinking ship; we've got Ma and Pa in history;
|
|
75
. |
BOMBASTIC BIMBO BOMBOGRAPHY!
(
February 19, 2001
)
|
|
Bill suspects a new Monica; Rudy gets dissed; and then there are the
California idiots (pardon the redundancy).
|
|
74
. |
CALAMITOUS CARDOGRAPHY!
(
February 12, 2001
)
|
|
Eric plays the Race Card and the game goes on; Bill chases all-white balls at a similar course.
|
|
73
. |
KINETIC KILOWATTERY!
(
February 5, 2001
)
|
|
Turn out the lights. Monica is a sex crime (sort of). And more from the American fruitcaked plain.
|
|
72
. |
THE TRASH IS TICKED!
(
January 29, 2001
)
|
|
Bill & Hill blow it with an underclass; Jesse is erect on the national morality stage
|
|
71
. |
RAPACIOUS RHYMEOLOGY!
(
January 22, 2001
)
|
|
Jesse propagates; as does California.
|
|
70
. |
IT'S RACIST!
(
January 15, 2001
)
|
|
Jesse's back; the Army has One;
|
|
69
. |
SUPERLATIVE PSYCHOSIS!
(
January 8, 2001
)
|
|
Boneheads abound. And Your President clears up his commitment to ethnics.
|
|
68
. |
GARRULOUS GUESSING!
(
January 1, 2001
)
|
|
Count, then estimate; the real "farm bill" is exposed
|
|
67
. |
LEAPING LEGACYITIS!
/b>
(
December 25, 2000
)
|
|
There might be yet another Jesse Jackson; GWB says he believes Bill;
|
|
66
. |
WEEPING WEAPONRY!
(
December 18, 2000
)
|
|
Ms. Ciccone is now more dangerous than the French Navy; Algore is inventive and Jesse is still an
idiot.
|
|
65
. |
SUPREME SIMPERING!
(
December 11, 2000
)
|
|
Johnnie's tuning up for the Big Court; Algore is appealing, sort of; and there's crime news other than the Florida Supreme Court.
|
|
64
. |
BUMPTIOUS BEARMARKETRY!
(
December 4, 2000
)
|
|
The Nasdaq is falling like a Republican's vote total in Broward County; the Washington Post turns racist; and there is news of new felony election returns from youknowwhere.
|
|
63
. |
CHANGING CHADDISM!
(
November 27, 2000
)
|
|
Chad rules for a second week, but there's other news.
|
|
62
. |
CHATTERING CHADOGRAPHY!
(
November 20, 2000
)
|
|
They're eating chad in Florida; and dissing the military...
|
|
61
. |
SUNSHINE SHENANIGANS!
(
November 13, 2000
)
|
|
Florida rules as the idiot capital of the world; Dangerous Dan maunders
|
|
60
. |
KINETIC KENNEDYOGRAPHY!
(
November 6, 2000
)
|
|
Bush rumored to be a Teddy Bear; There's Know-Nothing Joe and more.
|
|
59
. |
RASCALLY REINVENTIONISM!
(
October 30, 2000
)
|
|
Algore lies again and the Democrats say Dubya has been killing people in nursing homes.
|
|
58
. |
PERPENDICULAR POLITICS!
(
October 23, 2000
)
|
|
Algore goes from tepid to turgid and fewer lamebrains plan to pollute the process.
|
|
57
. |
PANDEMONIUM PATHOLOGY!
(
October 16, 2000
)
|
|
Roswell again; an endorsement of positive personal attacks
|
|
56
. |
MASTERFUL MANIPULATION:
(
October 9, 2000
)
|
|
Al's larger than life (with a little help from his friends); Ted gives, grudgingly; and then
there is politics.
|
|
55
. |
VICARIOUS VICTIMOLOGY!
(
October 2, 2000
)
|
|
Ricky fails his last test; there's the return of the Newt, solving all the mysteries about rats and moles.
|
|
54
. |
VITUPERATIVE VICTIMOLOGY!
(
September 25, 2000
)
|
|
Tipper's Mom is a victim; there's bussing on Oprah; and felons sometimes can't vote for Al or Hill.
|
|
53
. |
NONSENSE NEUROLOGY
(
September 18,2000
)
|
|
Dyslexia in the news; new idiots in Hollywood; and then there are the Clintons and Algore.
|
|
52
. |
AWESOME A**HOLERY!
(
September 11, 2000
)
|
|
Adam rules his world; Fidel gives Bill a hand; and there is incivility about civil unions.
|
|
51
. |
A BOY AND HIS HO!
(
September 4, 2000
)
|
|
New York might have a fool for mayor; and then there are developments about those Evil Boy Scouts.
|
|
50
. |
SUFFRIN' SURVIVALISM!
(
August 28, 2000
)
|
|
Jerks win; Kinks go for the Gold; and there's the sensitive Donna and the evil Cracker.
|
|
49
. |
MEANDERING MANIPULATIONS!
(
August 21, 2000
)
|
|
Dan does his thing. This is Texas Day.
|
|
48
. |
BOUNTIFUL BREATHDEATHOGRAPHY!
(
August 14, 2000
)
|
|
Texas gets rid of two more; Hillary welcomes Joe; Jesse Jackson gets a medal.
|
|
47
. |
GALLOPING GEORGEISMS!
(
August 7, 2000
)
|
|
Dubya wows 'em; Algore is green with envy (or is it DNA?) and the Brady Law works like a well-oiled cotton swab.
|
|
46
. |
BOUNTIFUL BIGOTRY!
(
July 31, 2000
)
|
|
Hillary has a plan; Matt moves up on Dave; and Algore is about to make his move.
|
|
45
. |
BAYOU BRAINDEATHOGRAPHY!
(
July 24, 2000
)
|
|
The Mayor is confused; George disses Dave; and there's Mad Cow.
|
|
44
. |
KINETIC KISSOGRAPHY!
(
July 17, 2000
)
|
|
Hillary maybe can kiss off some New Yorkers; DNA tests nail another killer; and then there's the woman with the brain of a butterfly.
|
|
43
. |
HERALDIC HAPPYCARS!
(
July 10, 2000
)
|
|
Subaru's the one; There's keeping the peace; and your crack Border Patrol on the job.
|
|
42
. |
ROCKING & ROILING!
(
July 3, 2000
)
|
|
Big John's arm speaks; gays squeak; Algore needs a memory tweak; and then there are freaks.
|
|
41
. |
GARY'S GONE!
(
June 26, 2000
)
|
|
Alfred E. Newman is in the woodshed; there's Monica and cancer research;
|
|
40
. |
FREE WILLY WILLIES!
(
June 19, 2000
)
|
|
A real talking head; there's DNA
|
|
|
SLASHING STORIFICATIONS!
(
June 12, 2000
)
|
|
The Juice is loose (again); Algore loses his alpha e-mail
|
|
38
. |
PRIZED PARANOIA!
(
June 5, 2000
)
|
|
AP has a problem; the Big Court does the right thing (barely); and there are swabbies who go "bang."
|
|
37
. |
DANGEROUS DUMBBELL!
(
May 29, 2000
)
|
|
Rosie's got heat; Hillary seeks revictimization; Robin Williams speaks
|
|
36
. |
RISKY, FRISKY & RISQUE!
(
May 22, 2000
)
|
|
Read on at your own risk.
|
|
35
. |
PERIPATETIC POLLSTERISM!
(
May 15, 2000
)
|
|
Algore fades; Monica is fetching; "is" is still unclear; there's the orgasm study; and a few kinks get worked up.
|
|
34
. |
MAGNIFICENT MONOLOGUERY!
(
May 8, 2000
)
|
|
Mrs. Rudy pulls out; AIDS is the new SuperPower; Algore comes out against crime; and Texas gets rid of another bad guy.
|
|
33
. |
ILLS, EAGLES, & ELIANS!
(
May 1, 2000
)
|
|
There's youknowwho; President Play-Doh; Hillary; smoking; racism...
|
|
32
. |
AT LAST!
(
April 24, 2000
)
|
|
A real no-flesh, no-blood robot on TV; Algore ventures into tepid waters; guns; and the half-vast conspiracy.
|
|
31
. |
RENO RUMBLES!
(
April 17, 2000
)
|
|
And we got guns, Teletubby news, and Viagra, too.
|
|
30
. |
SYNCOPATED STONEWALLERY:
(
April 10, 2000
)
|
|
Janet to the rescue; Nike gets laced; ABC News has a new comedy star; and safety returns to Sayreville.
|
|
29
. |
CLEAVING & LEAVING:
(
April 3, 2000
)
|
|
Britain has its day; Kermit and his friends have theirs; and then there's Gov. Thumbs and Sammy The Bull.
|
|
28
. |
DOC-A-LOCK AGAIN!
(
March 27, 2000
)
|
|
And there's the Bob Dole Viagra dose for McCain; Rev. Falwell has a plan; and there's Reagan's Alzheimer's disease.
|
|
27
. |
ROCKER 'EM!
(
March 20, 2000
)
|
|
Kissimmee is in a heap of trouble; Algore might not be the sharpest knife in the drawer; and John don't get no respect.
|
|
26
. |
FELICITOUS FORGIVING!
(
March 13, 2000
)
|
|
Everybody's doing it.
|
|
25
. |
LUGUBRIOUS LOCKUPS!
(
March 6, 2000
)
|
|
We've got Lip Locks; Nipple Locks; Trigger Locks; everything but Lox Locks.
|
|
24
. |
WHO WANTS TO?
(
February 28, 2000
)
|
|
Almost everybody. And then we've got Betty Lou; the 20,000-mile-high club and the Clinton Follies continue.
|
|
23
. |
SUFFRIN' STAIRWELLERY!
(
February 21, 2000
)
|
|
Racism is up on the down staircase; Algore closes in on Bill's achievement; The Prez is a big tipper; and then we get downright sensitive about insensitivity.
|
|
22
. |
SUCCULENT SOPRANOISM!
(
February 14, 2000
)
|
|
Al makes a happy, or is it gay, sound; we've got Positive Personal Attacks; and then there's the Victim of the Week, Betty Lou.
|
|
21
. |
OAK-LUH-HOME-UH!
(
February 7, 2000
)
|
|
And AIDS in the rectory; and Monica;
|
|
20
. |
TOW, TEXAS
(
January 31, 2000
)
|
|
-- A little Cur-mudgeonry...
|
|
19
. |
JUVIE GESTICULATION!
(
January 24, 2000
)
|
|
Michael was just a swinging kid with a club; Algore went to pot; there's the Stonewall Society;
|
|
18
. |
RECRIMINATING REAR-GUARDERY:
(
January 17, 2000
)
|
|
Algore wants a gay-friendly military; there's foreign AIDS; Arkansas misses the First Hillbillies; and there's George the Killer.
|
|
17
. |
PUSILLANIMOUS PORKITUDE:
(
January 3, 2000
)
|
|
She's B-A-A-A-C-K! And then there are Texas Hogs and Algore, too.
|
|
16
. |
REACTIONARY ROCKERISM!
(
December 27, 1999
)
|
|
Bill hardens on terror; Hill goes after the most evil of weed; ABC cleanses the cast; and the Postal Pests are shooting wattage.
|
|
15
. |
PHILHARMONIC PHILANDERING:
(
December 13, 1999
)
|
|
Bill's back where the women are easy; Hill is adoptable; we got lawsuits (and lawsuits); there's Rosie; spies; and Diana.
|
|
14
. |
TERRIFIC TURKEYOGRAPHY!
(
November 29, 1999
)
|
|
What else, but turkeys? And another happy ending in Texas.
|
|
13
. |
HALYCON HOGGERY!
(
November 15, 1999
)
|
|
Bill goes to the Hawgs; there's the NRA; the ALF; the ADA and unlocked triggers.
|
|
12
. |
WOT'S IT ALL ABOUT, ALPHA?
(
November 8, 1999
)
|
|
Algore probably needs his shots; Mike Malice (sometimes known as "Wallace") has a limp response; and there's a 13-year-old Faulkner, kinda/sorta.
|
|
11
. |
IRREVERENT IMMATURITY!
(
November 1, 1999
)
|
|
Hillary is just a kid; Bill hates hate crimes (if they're "straight" hate crimes); the MLK papers; and exploding ashtrays.
|
|
10
. |
ANIMAL ANIMUS!
(
October 17, 1999
)
|
|
Jerry meets the needle; Money makes people goofy; and Algore might go it alone.
|
|
9
. |
SERENDIPITOUS SAP:
(
September 28, 1999
)
|
|
The Tree lives; W. is a Brand kind of guy; there's the organ program.
|
|
8
. |
PERIPATETIC PUFFING:
(
September 23, 1999
)
|
|
We're got Stonewall suits; Rossian boobs; Bush barratry; and even some sad tales of guns and knives.
|
|
7
. |
HEADLINE HARRUMPH!
(
September 5, 1999
)
|
|
There's Bill and Morehead City; Hill & Puerto Rico; a security story; and Sammy The Bull on Gun Control.
|
|
6
. |
PUFFING PYROTECHNICS!
(
August 29, 1999
)
|
|
Stonewall Reno is tired of other people lying; there's Bill and Dr. Pepper; The New Dork Times alludes to illusion; and a kinky sex story that's not from California.
|
|
5
. |
CHATTERING COKE!
(
August 24, 1999
)
|
|
George W. needs some image help from the First Rapist; There's Al and a prohibited substance; Viagra; and Roe v. Wade as Dick Tracey.
|
|
4
. |
LEAPIN' LIZARD!
(
August 5, 1999
)
|
|
Hillary under fire; Dundee was a crock; Hillary supports a four-legged hound; and Monica has an on-the-job injury history.
|
|
3
. |
BAFFLING BUCKHEADERY:
(
July 30, 1999
)
|
|
We've got a murderous market; California's governor tells the people to shove Proposition 187; Monica hits the bunker and there's the Tow, Texas tax-cut policy.
|
|
2
. |
RAZORBACK RAPACITY!
(
July 28, 1999
)
|
|
Bill needs some time in Arkansas; Stonewall needs more bucks; and Florida's grass is imperiled.
|
|
1
. |
RAPACIOUS RATINGS!
(
July 26, 1999
)
|
|
We're back to Good Mourning, America; Amy is endangered; and Bill couldn't cram for his blood test. |
